So without further ado, here are some of the all time worst piano jokes in descending order:
10. What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric piano have in common.
Answer: Both suck when you plug them in.
9. What does a piano player dream about?
Answer: Sheet music.
8. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Answer: A flat minor.
7. What's the difference between a piano accompanianist and a terrorist?
Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
6. How do you make a million dollars playing the piano? Answer: Start with two million.
5. How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison?
Answer: Shoot one.
4. Did you hear about the piano player who played in rhythm?
Answer: Neither did I.
3. What's the difference between a piano and an onion?
Answer: No one cries when you chop up a piano.
2. What did the piano player get on his IQ test?
Answer: Drool.
1. What's the difference between a medium pizza and a piano player?
Answer: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Pretty bad, eh?
I agree. Now let's all get back to our piano practicing.
PS: None of these lousy jokes are original with me -- they have been around for ages in many forms.
Desiree Bruyere is a free-lance writer and amateur piano player who plays jazz & pop piano strictly for the love of it. She takes piano lessons online and on DVD from her native France, and got started by taking the free 2-year online course in <a target="_new" href="http://www.playpiano.com/">http://www.playpiano.com/</a> Secrets of Exciting Piano Chords & Sizzling Chord Progressions</a> offered worldwide, then later took the <a target="_new" href="http://www.pianolessonsbyvideo.com/">http://www.pianolessonsbyvideo.com/</a>Crash Course In Exciting Piano Playing For Adults</a>
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